Vortex Theater Company's "A Midsummer Nightmare" - A Haunted House...But not what you're expecting.

"There are those among us who fervently wish that every day was Christmas. Those people are cowards. Get your off-season Halloween on, with the pants-wetting gore of A Midsummer Nightmare Haunted House."
THRILLIST.COM

Warning
"A Midsummer Nightmare"
will contain graphic sexual
and violent content.
No one under 18 will be admitted.

And you have no choice
but to walk through on your own.

May 22 -June 13, 2009
Wednesday - Sunday, 7:00 - 11:00
**Tickets: $6 at door **
**ADVAnced vip tickets $12 **
for vip tickets, click here
**VIP tickets are exclusively available online and entitle the holder to skip the waiting line and enter upon arrival.**
** Each ticket gets you a $4 DRAFT BEER
at the half king bar around the corner. see below. **

at the
Sanford Meisner Theater
164 Eleventh Avenue, btw 22/23 St.
(C/E to 23rd Street, or M23 to 11th Ave)

Presented by the
Vortex Theater Company
www.vortextheater.com
and sponsored by
Halloween Adventure /
New York Costumes

QuestionS?
please help me at midsummer nightmare dot com

"Here’s an idea. Instead of waiting for Halloween, when everyone would see it coming, why not put up a haunted house in the summer? Take people out of their pretty, golden sunsets by the Hudson and toss them into a black hole of gore and twisted psychology. This is the basic idea behind A Midsummer’s Nightmare, a black walled bloodfest being put up by The Vortex Theater Company...Have a good time and don’t worry, the show takes about ten minutes, so that lovely sunset will still be there when you have to run outside and vomit."
BILLY JOES BOY